Wednesday, September 30, 2009

The Autobiography of the Trash Bag


Stop doing your homework from my blogpost, kids.


Warning: Ummm......might sound lame.....Biology holiday homework ;) when i was in....7th or something. So yeah, juvenile it is.


Hi! I am Poly the trash bag.
I started life carrying groceries from a store. Mr. Rakheja took me to his home while carrying packets of rice & some pulses in me. I was overloaded with those packets. When we reached his home I was very happy to see his home painted with bright colors which fascinated me unknown of my dark future. What a relief it was when they took out all the packets out of me.
Till now I was leading a normal life but Mrs. Rakheja was the villain in my life who could not tolerate my happiness. Unfortunately after this I was only seen in a dustbin which was stinking. I spent 24 hours there in dark with so many germs. “I need to get vaccined or I’ll get many diseases.” I thought. But I didn’t know that after this I won’t be taken to a doctor but get dumped in the area’s dustbin provided by the MCD. It stinked even more.
I didn’t leave hope until an MCD truck took me to the dumping sight.
There, I made many friends of my age. Even they had depressing stories. Amongst them Todd was my best friend. We had good time together. The trash bags which were elder than us insulted us, when they saw that we had no waste of chocolates in us. Instead they should have given us some or shown mercy on us but this dumping sight was full of cruel trash bags except for me & my friends. Well exceptions are always there!
I got very old & it seemed the end of my life. But something even worse was yet to happen. I got stuck in the soil which harmed the soil & the plant which was growing there. The plant didn’t receive water, minerals & necessary nutrition from soil & died very soon.
I was feeling very guilty. Finally like other trash bags even I was given the option of being recycled but I didn’t want to hurt this nature again & thus denied this offer.
Finally the fairy came & took me to the sky & now I’m waiting for the entrance list of heaven……………………