Completely Random!!!!!!!

1. I am always confused when people ask me did you sleep good? I always wonder if they want me to say no, I made a few mistakes.

2. Sleep (n) : the natural periodic suspension of consciousness during which the powers of the body are restored.

3. I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait.

4. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

5. Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.

6. Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

7. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

8. I doubt therefore I might be.

9. You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

10. I can't sleep because I'm depressed but I'm depressed beacause I can't sleep.

11. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

12. If you want to know where I am call a psychic! If you're too lazy to do that just leave me a message!

13. I know people don’t love people around them. And I hate such people!

14. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

15. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
    Which of the three are you?

16. If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!

17. Friends are like clovers, herd to find and lucky to have.

18. A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "That was awsome."

19. Girls are cute.
    Guys are not.
    Girls are sweet.
    Guys just rot.

20. Boys aren't stupid, girls are just smarter.

21. Boys are not pigs. Pigs are cute, considerate, and caring.

22. How pumpkins are like boys; their heads are empty, their brains are mush, and after a few days, they start to smell funny.

23. A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman!"

24. Behind the eye-shadow.
    And the long brushed hair.
    There's a sign on our heart.
    Saying "Handle with Care."

25. I know I'm beautiful but I still need my make-up.

26. God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt.

27. Girls know everything, boys just don't know it yet.

28. Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.

29. I'm not a complicated woman; I'm just good at complicating things

30. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful; hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

31. Real men do laundry. Too bad I haven't found one yet.

32. It's a girls world, guys just live in it.

33. There once was a boy who wanted to be really smart. So that night he wished upon a star and in the morning he was a girl.

34. Don't talk about yourself all the time because we do that when you're gone.

35. God made man before women because you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.

36. I don't need your attitude... I've got my own.

37. The only boy who deserves you is the one who thinks he doesn't.

38. Dear Heart,
    I met a boy today... Prepare to be shattered!

39. Boys are so funny when they try to think.

40. Caution! Wet Nails!

41. Boys are dumb because they can't figure out that girls are smarter.

42. I like long walks especially when they're taken by people like you.

43. If a thousand people love you, I am in that thousand. If a hundred people love you, I am in that hundred. If ten people love you I am in that ten. If only one person loves you, you guessed it, that person is me! Ahh... sorry.. as of right now, I am not here. You know what that means!

44. I'll be right back. I'm saving the world... from people like YOU.

45. Remember the time I told you that you were cool? I lied.

46. You want to know something pathetic yet funny, You actually taking the time to read my extremely boring message. (thats the pathetic part).the funny part is that I'm sitting in front of the computer screen ...laughing.

47. Everything in the parenthesis can (not) be ignored.

48. Mirrors don’t talk and lucky for you, they don’t laugh either.

49. The world isn't big enough for the two of us. So please go jump off a bridge.

50. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than talk to you.

51. Find something else to do because obviously I have.

52. Sorry, I'm having vision problems. I can't see myself talking to you.

53. When life gives me lemons, I make lemonade. When life gives me instant messages from you, I put my away message on.

54. I'm busy now I'll ignore you later.I am away, so why don't you go away?

55. Remember JESUS LOVES YOU... everyone else thinks your an idiot.

56. You have the right to remain silent, because whatever you say will probally be stupid.

57. I am having a bad day and talking to you will only make it worse.

58. I'm not ignoring you; I'm selectively bypassing you. I love to chat, just not with you.

59. Less is more: The less you talk, the more I like you.

60. If you think I am here and that I just don't want to talk to you, then your right.

61. I can only talk to one person a day. Today's not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either.

62. If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

63. This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now start over and read the sentence without the word cat.

64. There are some things that money can buy. For everything else, you're out of luck.

65. I'm away from my computer right now please leave a message after the beep... Notice there is no beep?